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15-million-year-old...Wow thats old!

15-million-year-old marsupial fossils discovered in Outback - USATODAY.com

SYDNEY — Scientists have discovered a cave filled with 15-million-year-old fossils of prehistoric marsupials in the Outback, a rare find that has revealed some surprising similarities between the creatures and modern-day kangaroos and koalas.

The cave includes several well preserved fossils, including 26 skulls from an extinct, wombat-like marsupial called Nimbadon lavarackorum, an odd sheep-sized creature with giant claws.

The findings were described this week in theJournal of Vertebrate Paleontology.

"It's extraordinarily exciting for us," said Mike Archer, paleontologist atUniversity of New South Wales and co-author of the article.

"It's given us a window into the past of Australia that we simply didn't even have a pigeonhole into before. It's an extra insight into some of the strangest animals you could possibly imagine," he said.

Researchers have been digging at the site, in the Riversleigh World Heritage fossil field in northwest Queensland state, since 1990 and discovered the first of the Nimbadon skulls in 1993.

What were they all doing in there? There were a lot of fossiles found in this location in the Outback. 26 skulls!! It brings up the question: why were they all together? Was someone trying to save them from something? Where they sacrificed from some reason? Or did this cave form after they were already decomposing?

Maybe someone in the future has a time machine and went back intime to hord them all together so one day we will be able to find them? That would be crazy but I dont think it was true. I think its more probable that a caveman had them as a pet. Or maybe he started the first farm, but obviously did not do a good job of it!!!

Can we get this on every block?

I hate when you are trying to catch a train home at the end of the day and the only way you can make it is to weave like a mad man. It is a pain in the ass. If we have designated haves of the sidewalk, then it would make it much easier. You can tell someone is a tourist if they a. are looking up at buildings; b. have a camera around their neck; c.if they stop for sightseeing tours and people handing out fliers on the sidewalk; d. are constantly looking at a map to find their way around; an finally if they are walking on the tourist side of the sidewalk!

Does this look like a Skateboard?

Its got grip tape, 4 wheels, and rolls on the ground. It even grinds on rails and coping. Rob Dyrdek has made another Fantasy into a reality. He made a car into a skateboard. Well not him personally but he had the experts at Monster Energy Drink do it for him.

Rob is out of his mind an almost everything he thinks of not only works but is a hit! I wouldn't be surprised if this is a new sport at the X-Games with then the next couple of years!

NBA JAM REMIX!!

"Boom-shaka-laka!" The best sports game of all time is back! Anyone else remember playing NBA JAM? I would stay up to all hours of the night getting on fire and dominating the computer. I lived for the phrase "He's heating up!"

Vegas Idol

Next time I am thinking about making a bet on a sports event, I'm going to consult with this octopus first. In 2008 he picked 11 of 13 World Cup games correct! This year he was only wrong once!

Future Dave Mirra?

This little kid is nasty. He is busting moves that I can only do in Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX. I love how he doesn't even have peddles. He just keep pumping with his feet. Check out his first 180 at about 40 seconds. Its followed by the completely unnecessary climb up the rock cave to jump off. Out of nowhere he gets to a skate park? But in the end he makes it school. If I were him I would just skip school, looks like he already has a future going for himself. Just never give up little man

Your Pants Used to be Nice

This should be called Spontaneous Numb Nuts! Everyone knows you never go near a car that is on fire. That shit might blow up...

Thanks for proving my point guy

How old are you?

Tosh.0
He's 50 Tyson
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50 Tyson kinda looks like 50 Cent. He almost sounds like 50 Cent. But he is dumb as shit! Kid doesn't even know how old he is going to be next year. He should stop worrying about the carear he is never going to have as a rapper and start paying attention in school!

Remix

Does he even go to school? Anyone who signed this kid to try to sell albums... they are just as stupid as him.

Thank you Tosh for making this video not quite so bad

Ronaldo's 20 Hottest Girlfriends

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Dave Chappelle Does It Again!

Dave Chappelle Deemed 'Safety Risk' on Private Jet | TMZ.com

Maybe Dave should check himself back into the nut house. It does not seem like he is cured. Apparently he ate something bad and the tolet on the plane was not the kind he needed. Okay Dave... what kind of bathroom do you need? One in an insane asylum?

To his credit, I love the Chappelle show and he could not have made half of those skits without being crazy.

What was he thinking?

Skinny Kid Tries to Break Table - Watch more Funny Videos

Have you ever been that drunk at a party? I know I have but I dont believe I have ever humiliated myself as bad as this kid does.

First of all, he looks like his is 12 why the hell is he drinking anyway? I bet that tables weighs more than he does.

I like how he slams his feet before he starts. Need to get pumped up to impress everyone at the party.  He takes a nice one footed leap followed by a good double leg extension. But where he fails in not breaking the table. Just a few more pounds and maybe he will get it. Talk about whiplash! Im surprised his head is still attached to his body. 

After that one I think he deserves a few more beers. Way to go 12 year old!

How did these people survive?

I have no clue how they survived this. The truck lands on top of so many people. It would suck to be the person hanging out of the back window. She is just going along from the entire ride. If I was in the bed of the truck and it was swerving like that, I would definitely think about jumping out before something serious happend. In this case something serious did happen.

If the driver survived the flip, which it looks like they did, I would rally the troops and beat there ass for driving like a dick when the who town is in the bed of his truck!

Gay?

No word to describe...

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan sobs, sends middle finger message - USATODAY.com: "Lindsay Lohan sobbed as she was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab yesterday in a Beverly Hills courtroom.

'I did everything I was told to do, I thought I was being compliant,' Lohan, 24, said, stopping to cry, as she tried to explain why she violated probation in a 2007 DUI case by missing weekly alcohol-education classes. 'I did do everything I was told to do. ... I'm not taking this as a joke, it's my life and career. I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms.' In the audience, her father Michael Lohan also wept, as did Lindsay's 16-year-old sister Ali.

But Lindsay's middle finger, in this close-up shot provided by AP, sends a different message."

Does she not realize that she has completely f'ed up her life already? Everyone knows she is into drugs and heavy alcohol abuse. She needs to grow up and take credit for her actions already. We all know that you were a big star when you were younger, but not so much anymore. Just because you were famous at one point in time does not mean that you will be able to get out of any trouble you are in. Look at Charley Sheen, He is making almost 2 million an episode for a hit tv show. He still went to jail for assaulting his wife.

It's so hot!!

Manhole explosions aren’t just spectacular; they’re dangerous. As one firefighter observed after a manhole exploded near Times Square in May: “It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way.”

Ever since Thomas Edison fired up the city’s commercial electric grid in 1882, New Yorkers have had to contend with the random hazards of smoking, flaming and exploding manholes. Many of the blasts result from decrepit wiring, which can lead to sparks. Throw in a bit of gas and a confined space and, like a combustion engine, the blast can move metal.

Yesterday, it hit 103 degrees in NYC. It was so hot out that the man holes were catching fire!! You would think that it would stay cooler under ground. But not in NYC. I stepped out of the office to grab some lunch and it felt like someone has a hair dryer 2 inches away from my face! The worst part is that its going to be extremely hot again today!

That is Raunchy

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Quote of the week

Cleon Salmon: [while admiring his sister's triplets] Look at the little babies! Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. Damn, they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine?

Failure of the Week

Dude Stuck In Basketball Net On Embarrassing Dunk - Watch more Funny Videos

Way to go Genius! This dunk wasn't even good. The best part is the guy in the black shirt who runs up to the basket to take a picture. Then he rolls around on the ground because he is laughing so hard.

Tosh.o does it so well

Couldn't have been done any better. I hate this crap. Bros icing Bros! Way to put an end to it Tosh

Genius

So I hear this story from a friend. He tells me that the asians that own a store below his apartment are making coffee cubes to put in iced coffee. I think this is pure Genius!! As the cubes melt, you get more coffee not a watered down shitty tasting mess. I'm thinking I'm going to make an ice cube make that produces coffee cubes and sell that shit to Starbucks. I think they will eat it up!!

Kobayashi Pulls Out

No more hot dogs for the Tsunami! He will not be participating in year 4th of July eating contest. The 6 time Nathans hot dog eating champ can't hang with the big boys anymore. It seems as if the American Joey Chestnut is too good for Kobayashi.  Sources say that Kobayashi is backing out due to fear of loosing a fourth year in a row. 


I think he is done! He had a great run, but all great things must come to an end. Thanks to Joey Chestnut, it came to an end 3 years ago. 

Take the poll to see who would win

Entourage!

New season on Entourage looks insane! The first episode came out last night and it was amazing. Vince starts to do is own stunts because he doesn't want to look like a pussy. Turtle has started a limo service where smoking hot girls are the drivers! Epic! Drama still doesn't have a job. E is about to marry the very sexy Sloan. Ari Gold is now the biggest agent and owner of the biggest talent agency on the planet. It was a great start to what looks like another great season.

Cop Take Down

WOW! This is ridiculous. What was that guy thinking? I can out run these 25 pissed off state troopers. I do have to hand it to the staties though it looked like a smooth take down. They might have even practiced this once or twice. I like the first cop that makes it to the fugitive. He arrives with punches to the face. After they get him down, did they really need 12 cops to be huddled around him. I feel like 2 or 3 of them could have done the job just fine. Im sure when something like this goes down, everyone wants to be involved. It is what they have trained for.

Crazy Weekend

So my college buddy stops by my house on his way to Florida. He have a great time reminiscing about college and what not. The next he starts his epic trip. About an hour into the ride I get a call from him, "Dude can you come pick me up? Car is on fire!" My first reaction was what the fuck! How did your car get on fire. Then he tells me that Flames were shooting out the bottom of his engine and some guy was yelling at him in broken English to get away from it.  Luckily he is ok... But his car is not. It was something straight out of a movie.

PS. This is not the first time he has absolutely destroyed a car.

Selling Drugs From Jail?

USA TODAY State corrections officials are linking networks of corrupt prison employees to thousands of illicit cellphones being smuggled to inmates in the nation's largest prison systems, according to the officials and public records.

The workers, including guards, cooks and clerical workers, represent the most troubling source of the prohibited phones in an increasingly lucrative smuggling operation that also includes criminal gangs and prisoners' family members, state officials say.

"It's only getting worse," says Texas prisons Inspector General John Moriarty.

Prison employees earn $500 or more for each of the phones, which have become ubiquitous from minimum security camps to death row, says Richard Subia, California's deputy director of adult prisons.

Subia says inmates use the phones to keep drugs flowing into the prisons, facilitate escapes and direct criminal activity on the outside.

The problem may be most acute in California, the nation's largest prison system, where there is no criminal law — only prison regulations — directly prohibiting the smuggling of cellphones to inmates.

Last year, 300 employees were disciplined for suspected cellphone trafficking to inmates; about 100 workers were dismissed. An additional 150 employees have been disciplined this year. In one 2009 case, Subia says, a guard confessed to earning $100,000 in kickbacks during one 12-month period.

Because there is no criminal law, the guard resigned and could not be forced to return the money, Subia says. Last year, California prison officials confiscated 6,995 phones, up from 2,800 in 2008.

Way cool guys!...NOT. So your telling me that there inmates are still running drugs around the country! That probably the reason why most of them are in there in the first place. Do the guards realize what they are doing when they pass cell phones around? I mean I guess being a prison guard doesn't pay well. I can see where $100,000 would come in handy for just handing out a few cell phones. But the people are getting caught aren't really getting in trouble. They should have to pay that to the state or maybe even spend some time in jail themselves. Its the principal of the thing!!

These inmates are probably in the best position possible. They are making money and still protected from the other dealers because they are in jail. 

All I know is there need to be a stop to this and it needs to be done NOW!!

Filmmaker

Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you’re a director. Everything after that you’re just negotiating your budget and your fee. 
James Cameron


A filmmaker has almost the same freedom as a novelist has when he buys himself some paper.
Stanley Kubrick 


I don't think of myself as a director or writer. I think of myself as a filmmaker.
Conrad Hall 

I feel like I'm a filmmaker; I don't feel I need to yell action and cut.
John Cusack 


I live in New York City, the stories of my films take place in New York; I'm a New York filmmaker.
Spike Lee


I've always considered myself a filmmaker who writes stuff for himself to do.
Quentin Tarantino 


In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum.
John Carpenter 


People have forgotten how to tell a story. Stories don’t have a middle or an end any more. They usually have a beginning that never stops beginning. 
Steven Spielberg

Anyone looking to stream the World Cup? Look No Further

Stream the World Cup

This is by far the best website I have found to stream the World Cup. I have been watching every game I can. When I am not actually working! I only grab links from here

iPhone 4 was released to day

NYC "It's a big day for Apple fans. Today marks the arrival of iPhone 4, and hundreds of consumers are waiting outside stores around the world to get their hands on the smartphone. By 7:00 p.m. on Wednesday, 100 people had already lined up outside Apple's store in New York, 12 hours ahead of when the smartphone went on sale. Simran and Gunisha Singh, a couple from Manhattan, were braced for a long night. "We brought the entire Harry Potterseries," said Gunisha. By 6:00 a.m. Thursday, the Singhs were still in high spirits. "Fifth Avenue isn't the best place for a nap, but this is definitely worth it," says Simran. The line swelled from the night before to include thousands of people, wrapping around the block. Security guards and Apple employees kept the crowd in check. Attempts to buy a place in line also grew more fervent. "People were offering $800 to $1000 for a spot up front," says Simran."

$1000 to give up your place in line! If I had realized something like that would have been going down, I would have sat there for 12 hours. You bet your ass. You could by 2 iPhone and still have a great time. Next iPhone release I'm going to NYC with a crew of people. 5 people could make over $4,000 guaranteed! 

New Movie I can't wait to see

"Dinner for Schmucks" tells the story of Tim (Paul Rudd), a guy on the verge of having it all. The only thing standing between him and total career success is finding the perfect guest to bring to his boss' annual Dinner for Extraordinary People, an event where the winner of the evening brings the most eccentric character as his guest. Enter Barry (Steve Carell), a guy with a passion for dressing mice up in tiny outfits to recreate great works of art.

Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, and Steve Carell... Enough said

East Bound and Down

"Remember that class where I taught y’all how to make it rain? That’s what I’m going to be doing. Every. Single. Night. Dollar dollar bills, ya'll" Kenny Powers

This is by far the best show on Television and it is back for a second season!! I have been waiting for ever to see David McBride play Kenny Powers again. Not only is he rude and completely out of line, but he is hilarious!