Quote of the week

Cleon Salmon: [while admiring his sister's triplets] Look at the little babies! Hey, it's Uncle Cleon. Damn, they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine?

Failure of the Week

Dude Stuck In Basketball Net On Embarrassing Dunk - Watch more Funny Videos

Way to go Genius! This dunk wasn't even good. The best part is the guy in the black shirt who runs up to the basket to take a picture. Then he rolls around on the ground because he is laughing so hard.

Tosh.o does it so well

Couldn't have been done any better. I hate this crap. Bros icing Bros! Way to put an end to it Tosh

Genius

So I hear this story from a friend. He tells me that the asians that own a store below his apartment are making coffee cubes to put in iced coffee. I think this is pure Genius!! As the cubes melt, you get more coffee not a watered down shitty tasting mess. I'm thinking I'm going to make an ice cube make that produces coffee cubes and sell that shit to Starbucks. I think they will eat it up!!

Kobayashi Pulls Out

No more hot dogs for the Tsunami! He will not be participating in year 4th of July eating contest. The 6 time Nathans hot dog eating champ can't hang with the big boys anymore. It seems as if the American Joey Chestnut is too good for Kobayashi.  Sources say that Kobayashi is backing out due to fear of loosing a fourth year in a row. 


I think he is done! He had a great run, but all great things must come to an end. Thanks to Joey Chestnut, it came to an end 3 years ago. 

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Entourage!

New season on Entourage looks insane! The first episode came out last night and it was amazing. Vince starts to do is own stunts because he doesn't want to look like a pussy. Turtle has started a limo service where smoking hot girls are the drivers! Epic! Drama still doesn't have a job. E is about to marry the very sexy Sloan. Ari Gold is now the biggest agent and owner of the biggest talent agency on the planet. It was a great start to what looks like another great season.

Cop Take Down

WOW! This is ridiculous. What was that guy thinking? I can out run these 25 pissed off state troopers. I do have to hand it to the staties though it looked like a smooth take down. They might have even practiced this once or twice. I like the first cop that makes it to the fugitive. He arrives with punches to the face. After they get him down, did they really need 12 cops to be huddled around him. I feel like 2 or 3 of them could have done the job just fine. Im sure when something like this goes down, everyone wants to be involved. It is what they have trained for.

Crazy Weekend

So my college buddy stops by my house on his way to Florida. He have a great time reminiscing about college and what not. The next he starts his epic trip. About an hour into the ride I get a call from him, "Dude can you come pick me up? Car is on fire!" My first reaction was what the fuck! How did your car get on fire. Then he tells me that Flames were shooting out the bottom of his engine and some guy was yelling at him in broken English to get away from it.  Luckily he is ok... But his car is not. It was something straight out of a movie.

PS. This is not the first time he has absolutely destroyed a car.

Selling Drugs From Jail?

USA TODAY State corrections officials are linking networks of corrupt prison employees to thousands of illicit cellphones being smuggled to inmates in the nation's largest prison systems, according to the officials and public records.

The workers, including guards, cooks and clerical workers, represent the most troubling source of the prohibited phones in an increasingly lucrative smuggling operation that also includes criminal gangs and prisoners' family members, state officials say.

"It's only getting worse," says Texas prisons Inspector General John Moriarty.

Prison employees earn $500 or more for each of the phones, which have become ubiquitous from minimum security camps to death row, says Richard Subia, California's deputy director of adult prisons.

Subia says inmates use the phones to keep drugs flowing into the prisons, facilitate escapes and direct criminal activity on the outside.

The problem may be most acute in California, the nation's largest prison system, where there is no criminal law — only prison regulations — directly prohibiting the smuggling of cellphones to inmates.

Last year, 300 employees were disciplined for suspected cellphone trafficking to inmates; about 100 workers were dismissed. An additional 150 employees have been disciplined this year. In one 2009 case, Subia says, a guard confessed to earning $100,000 in kickbacks during one 12-month period.

Because there is no criminal law, the guard resigned and could not be forced to return the money, Subia says. Last year, California prison officials confiscated 6,995 phones, up from 2,800 in 2008.

Way cool guys!...NOT. So your telling me that there inmates are still running drugs around the country! That probably the reason why most of them are in there in the first place. Do the guards realize what they are doing when they pass cell phones around? I mean I guess being a prison guard doesn't pay well. I can see where $100,000 would come in handy for just handing out a few cell phones. But the people are getting caught aren't really getting in trouble. They should have to pay that to the state or maybe even spend some time in jail themselves. Its the principal of the thing!!

These inmates are probably in the best position possible. They are making money and still protected from the other dealers because they are in jail. 

All I know is there need to be a stop to this and it needs to be done NOW!!